As I once ranted about Charlie Sheen's own ranting and legal issues: Lindsay Lohan, heed my words. Shut up, sit down and go away! Do not go out partying with your friends , do not drive a car, and for the good Lord's sake, have somebody stuff a sock in your uselessly enabling mother's mouth. You are not misunderstood, you are train wreck. You are , at best, and unintentionally , an object lesson in how not to live a life. Or how to blow a promising career.
I beg of you, take a loooong vacation. So long that the press forgets who you are, or so long that your comeback is a shot on Dancing With The Stars. If Andy Dick can do it, so can you. But please, take your time. I am waiting breathlessly for the day when the press does not consider you newsworthy. Because I am sick of hearing about you. Really , really, really.
